So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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