You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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