We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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