Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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