He is an equal opportunity slut.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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