The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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