I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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