Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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