She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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