I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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