You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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