Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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