what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't think brook has ever known best
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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