no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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