Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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