I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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