I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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