I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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