: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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