Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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