just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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