He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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