I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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