That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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