omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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