I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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