...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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