: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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