so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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