how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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