I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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