Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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