So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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