peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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