I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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