so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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