Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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