All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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