is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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