Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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