also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
