The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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