this beer tastes like vomit already
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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