And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He better not be in your backpack
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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