North Korea, Best Korea!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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