i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
