im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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