he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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