She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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