the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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