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Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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